Do you know what is the purpose of a zoo? To take all of the world’s animals and put them all in one place. So technically, if you’ve been to one zoo, you’ve been to them all. That brown bear you see in New York’s Central Park Zoo, will look exactly th...

On Wednesday, I had 2 exams. One at 12pm and one later at 6pm. Tuesday, I had only 3 hours of sleep and was at school from 10am to 5pm. I got home, did quick homework, studying before passing out at 8:30pm. I woke up again at midnight and continued stu...

It’s 8 at night and I’m speeding down the highway nearing 90 mph. Driving through towns and towns of butt-fuck nowhere on roads with no streetlights in sight. There’s only two lanes open and this hour is the sweet spot of late night driving; no constru...

The other day, I went out with Pretty for dinner and a movie. I was bored driving home from school late at night and wanted to bother her. We got to Olive Garden and I made it my goal to tackle their $15 all you can eat pasta. Online, everyone was gett...

This past week was nonstop for me. I’m pretty sure other people have had worse, but it was definitely MY busiest week this semester. Monday was school and after, I had an impromptu meeting with the club treasurer to talk about the club’s budget for eac...

Today, I had another family outing. I don’t really enjoy these, but I go for my mom’s sake. She really likes going out to new places to have fun with the whole family, but I’m more of a homebody. All the girls wore a pretty dress and we were headed off...

Do you guys ever wonder about leaving everything behind and moving to a completely different country and cutting off contact with everyone? I don’t think I’m in a healthy state of mind to make any new friends or to be in a relationship. Being with Baby...

It's a horrifying experience now that I look back on it, but at the moment it was happening, I thought it was really funny. So this took place back in my senior year of high school. I usually walked home from school and would be the only person at home...

I don’t even know how to think. I find living life so perplexing. In one sense, I’d prefer to live alone, but in another, I want to feel the joys of being surrounded by friends. If I live alone, I can promise myself that no one can hurt, betray, or aba...

The other day was my first time skipping class just to hang out with friends (in college that is). After my class, there was going to be a tech meeting with some professionals for my club. As my first class ended, some club members decided to hang out ...