Unlocking New Realms!: Explore the city with me!

Today, I hung out with Pretty. We’ve never been to an 18+ adult store before and wanted to spend the whole day exploring ones we could find in the city. So, before going, all we knew about adult stores were that they sold adult products (duh) and had arcades? I was curious. What do you mean by an ‘arcade’? My best guess was that the stores have a VR set up to immerse you into a world of a porno. Or maybe they have a Pac-Man game set up but the joystick is a dick. Or maybe it’s a whole new type of game.

Oh, and I also heard adult stores are where you can find glory holes. Interesting concept. Is this something thats within the rules of the store? Or did some random person carve a hole out of the wall and if you get caught doing stuff, then you get kicked out? Is this something you have to pay for? What if the guy has herpes? Will the store check everyone for STDs? Lots of questions running through my head.

Another purpose for going to these adult stores was to buy some adult magazines. I love gifting my guy friends a porno magazine. I often go to anime conventions and each time, there are tents that sell an abundance of hentai-related items. I go out of my way to find the nastiest, raunchiest magazines to give my friends. It’s always a good laugh and I love seeing their expressions. Of course, I’m not doing anything stupid like giving this to the President of my club. This is only for close friends that understand my humor.

Anyways, all my questions (or actually only most) were answered when I went in. Pretty and I were kind of a bit flustered. We felt like fish out of water. We checked out the arcade first, and to our misfortune, an adult arcade is merely filled with tiny rooms with a chair where you pay to watch some pornos by yourself. Both of us quickly peeked our head in and out. We weren’t really interested in using any of the rooms, we just wanted to know what it was (I just researched and apparently there was a gloryhole between booths 4 and 5). There’s also a theater in the store. I think they just played some porno on a big screen and a group of people are allowed to go inside, watch, jack off, or fuck each other in the dark. We didn’t go in because you’d have to pay $12 for 3 hours and it’s not like we were actually in the mood.

We went around the store to look at products, but they were so expensive. An average dildo was ~$90 and a good working dildo was like $300. It’s a rip-off! The ones on Amazon are only around $20-$40. Save your money people. No dick or pussy is worth it. Pretty and I did end up looking at flavored lubes. The associate there said we can even sample them if we wanted to. We could squirt a little pump on the back of our hand and lick it off to try. They said they usually had popsicle sticks to be more hygienic, but they’d ran out. There were a lot of flavors that Pretty liked; blueberry muffin, cinnamon roll, and birthday cake. Honestly, she was really getting into the flavors. With a little more persuasion from the associate (she said the lubes tasted like candy), I started trying some, too. I was a little bit more hesitant and weirded out, so I pumped very little amounts on my hand and only did tiny tongue dips. Those are nasty. It doesn’t taste like candy at all. It’s just flavored oil.

I didn’t end up buying anything. I wanted to look at the magazines, but the magazine section was pretty small and there was already a man there flipping through all the books. Being too shy and flustered, I just turned away and didn’t bother. Pretty bought the blueberry muffin flavored lube and a throat numbing spray. Apparently that spray is supposed to help you deep throat better by numbing your gag reflex. Props to her.

After seeing how expensive everything was, it discouraged us to go to the other stores. Plus, Pretty had to pee really badly and the store didn’t have a restroom. We went to the city’s mall instead and spent the rest of the evening there. We tried freeze dried gummy bears, bought squishmallows, ate pretzels, and gossiped.

We’d probably go back there one day. Maybe to check out the theater when we’re brave enough. I also want to see what other stores are like. My takeaway is to just buy that shit on Amazon for so much cheaper. Also, due to how widely available pornography is, there’s no reason for you to be paying for adult videos. That's just a waste of money. All for what? A quick fap? I wonder how that post nut clarity will hit you. OKAY, BUT BUYING IT AS A GAG GIFT FOR YOUR FRIENDS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. But then again, I’m just some loser on the internet so you don’t need to listen to me.

TLDR: I went inside an adult store for the first time and sampled flavored lube like I was at an ice cream shop.